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| Posted: Wed Jan 26th, 2011 01:56 pm |
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Brenda Im Pasture Boss 
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See what I mean? He's just a big, lovable doofus. . . PB 
____________________ Always forgive your enemies. It's good for you - and really messes with their heads! |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26th, 2011 09:47 pm |
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SPOTD RIDR G.O.G Community Member 
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Yeah my husband does that but he acts like he don't hear me so I repete myself and he says huh again so I repete again and the 3rd time when I go to repete, he justs laughs and says I heard you the first time ! In my defense he does not hear perfectly, unless your talking behind his back then its supersonic.to1
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28th, 2011 02:35 pm |
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Brenda Im Pasture Boss
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So, so funny! Jake also has hearing problems. . .hoping he doesn't read this and get any ideas. . . Your hubby sounds like a hoot. PB
____________________ Always forgive your enemies. It's good for you - and really messes with their heads! |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 1st, 2011 02:38 pm |
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whattarack Pasture Boss 
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Here's one for those of you who . . . well, you know who you are.  Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." [Don't make me come splain this to you! Read that last line again - real slow]
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| Posted: Tue Feb 1st, 2011 02:42 pm |
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Dixie G.O.G Community Member 
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l1l1l1 You're right, Whatta, we know who we are...
____________________ Out! Out! you Demons of Stupidity!! |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 1st, 2011 03:12 pm |
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TessieBAgain G.O.G Community Member 
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l1b1 I'll never look at my tractors again! I promise! That story gives a new meaning to 'warming up the tractor'!
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| Posted: Thu Dec 29th, 2011 11:33 pm |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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Bear On The Roof A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean old pit bulldog. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31st, 2011 01:42 am |
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sdlepal Ranch Hand 
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That is a good one Whatta!
____________________ Pam and Cowboy Casey |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31st, 2011 04:55 am |
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dawnrider G.O.G Community Member 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
____________________ "And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stone, and good in every thing. I would not change it." ~As You Like It, II.1~ |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12th, 2012 01:17 am |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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Elk Sex... Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?" "Aw crap!..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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| Posted: Wed Feb 1st, 2012 11:38 pm |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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Thought of TessieB when I saw this one. Attachment: truck1.jpg (Downloaded 77 times)
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| Posted: Sun Feb 5th, 2012 02:09 am |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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Old Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'
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| Posted: Mon Feb 6th, 2012 04:43 am |
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Lakota G.O.G Community Member 
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For those of you who have young children, I have come up with a new way for them to get to school so you can save all that gas dropping them off and picking them up. Plus, you'll actually get something for all the expense that your pets cost you! Attachment: $(KGrHqV,!isE6IMUZjK9BOn)u+vem!~~60_12.jpg (Downloaded 58 times)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 6th, 2012 07:11 pm |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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I LOVE that! Did you make that saddle, Lakota?!! I can imagine that dog giving a cat a ride. LOL! So cute and funny.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 7th, 2012 04:52 am |
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Lakota G.O.G Community Member
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No, I got this off the internet. I think it's one of those saddles you see on leather purses. (Notice that there aren't really any stirrups on it).
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| Posted: Tue Feb 7th, 2012 11:26 pm |
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karenlexsc G.O.G Community Member 
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Too cute, Lakota. I keep meaning to ask, but would you post a pic of yourself? Don't think we have seen your face.
____________________ Karen No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 8th, 2012 02:37 am |
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Lakota G.O.G Community Member
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I'll see if I can find one.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 8th, 2012 03:17 am |
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Lakota G.O.G Community Member
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Here ya go! (Can you tell I'm shy?) Just kidding, I will see if I can find one.... Attachment: !BoKzE9gCGk~$(KGrHqQH-E!EuYz1,UnDBLm,ZttZfg~~_3.jpg (Downloaded 45 times) Last edited on Wed Feb 8th, 2012 03:18 am by Lakota |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11th, 2012 01:22 pm |
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karenlexsc G.O.G Community Member
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LOVE IT...
____________________ Karen No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19th, 2012 01:23 pm |
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whattarack Pasture Boss
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This is today's laugh . . . or cry Attachment: Highway Robbery.jpg (Downloaded 21 times)
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